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ViewBiblical ReferenceAn eye for an eye.
ViewHumorousCows come and go, but the bull never ends!
ViewHumorousI don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
ViewHumorousI love to cook with wine; sometimes I even put it in the food!
ViewHumorousI started out with nothing, and I still have most of if left!
ViewHumorousI'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if I run out of white, I'll drink red!
ViewHumorousI'm still hot, it just comes in flashes!
ViewHumorousIt is better to remain silent and have other people mistakenly assume you lack intelligence rather than speak and remove all doubt!
ViewHumorousMarriage is like a warm bath. At first it feels real good, but then later it is not so hot!
ViewHumorousOnce the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to put it back in!
ViewHumorousPoor planning on YOUR part does not necessarily constitute and emergency on MY part!
ViewHumorousThe four rings of marriage: 1) The friendship ring, 2) The engagement ring, 3) The wedding ring, 4) The suffering!
ViewPhilosophicalAbsolute power corrupts absolutely.
ViewPhilosophicalHave more that thou showest,
Speak less than thou knowest,
Lend less than thou owest. - William Shakespeare
ViewPhilosophicalIt's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
ViewPhilosophicalLet sleeping dogs lie.
ViewPhilosophicalNo pain. No gain.
ViewPhilosophicalPlease grant me:
- The courage to change the things that I can.
- The serenity to accept the things that I cannot.
- The wisdom to know the difference.
ViewPhilosophicalSometimes a raised eyebrow speaks louder than a raised voice.
ViewPhilosophicalThe man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. - Bhartrihari
ViewPhilosophicalThe real measure of our wealth is how much we'd be worth if we lost all our money. - John Henry Jowett
ViewPhilosophicalWe make our fortunes, and we call them fate. - Benjamin Disreali
ViewPhilosophicalWhen the going gets tough, the tough get going.
ViewPhilosophicalWise men learn from other men's mistakes; fools by their own. - Latin Proverb
ViewPhilosophicalWords count: Examples count more.
ViewPhilosophicalYouth is wasted on the young.